meet the webmistress! ..or master, depends on what you think.. well, im just gonna say the same thing as always ...which is that i dont know what to say. figure it out yourself by talking to me (if youre an internet person, thatd be on spacehey ..i suppose instagram would work even better) ..i like talking to people so go on ahead

im 16 living in texas..fort worth ...i like music, all kinds (yes actually all kinds), horror movies ..and well i dont know im not all that interesting

short survey at the bottom..makes it easier

WRITTEN :: june 3rd 11:30pm
NAME :: eli
NICKNAMES :: well, on the internet.. flurtz, f81eli, whatever.. in real life, three legs, eggplant eli...oh alright ill leave
AGE :: 16, my bday is october 7th
FROM :: the pacific (american territories ..im not technically foreign so don't ask me to speak any cool languages..)
ROOTS :: blood: mexican appearance: white
LOCATION :: fort worth texas
HEIGHT :: 5'0
WEIGHT :: 110
HAIR :: dyed black
*~*FAVORITES*~*
BANDS :: primus, mortician, pantera, milkweed, depeche mode, factory 81
GENRES :: #1 metal/rock, #2 hip hop/rap, #3 reggae ..but i honestly listen to anything. pop, country, noise, whatever
SONG ::
MOVIES :: i loveee texas chainsaw massacre any 1-4. i guess i like 5-7 but the others..no... evil dead, house of 1000 corpses, freddy got fingered, john waters movies, haggard, frankenhooker, terminator, reanimator, gypsy 83, idle hands, evil bong, peewees movies, the 6th day, total recall, i really like movies
SHOWS :: wwe, jackass, viva la bam, spongebob, ren and stimpy, xavier renegade angel, squidbillies, flapjack
VGAMES :: postal, half life, manhunt, gta, tony hawk games, silent hill
SPORT :: wrestling
ANIMAL :: monkeys
THING :: anything non human
BOOK :: classic car magazines
PHYSICAL BELONGING :: mp3 player
1 MODERN OBJECT YOU COULDNT LIVE WITHOUT :: knife or sharpie


HOBBIES
well i dont know..i like making things. drawings, websites, paper hats for cats, raccoon bone people...

RELIGION
im spiritual but i wont say religious..family guy made a joke about that

SCHOOL
well, at the time of writing, i have to go to summer school next week otherwise im getting held back..

POLITICS
well im leftist.. people should be able to live and do what they want as long as it dont hurt anyone ..anyone good that is! elite aint no good ..with that i also believe in gun rights long as it isnt against animals.